Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Preventing Your Laptop From Being Stolen



If you can't beat them...


No you do NOT join them, --- good gods man!! --- you provide them resources to protect those insidious, unwieldy gizmos that will soon enough irradiate their testicles and make them produce offspring who will make neighbors think Kerrigan is their mother. Daemonprinces and Bloodthirsters from the Warp take my soul the moment I buy a laptop.

Unable to prevent the wave of traitors to gamerkind from buying laptops, I --- sigh --- resign myself to at least give them useful articles.

Here's one from PC World about how to prevent laptop theft.

And no Soren, unless you buy another one, you won't be able to play Fallout 3 bless your thermacrete-coated skull.


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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Archmage Forum Posts



Tales from an age long gone.....


What follow are posts I made when I was one of the leaders of the Praetorian Crusaders, a role-playing Reincarnation guild. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I did playing the game that inspired me to write these mini-stories.

(Notes: 1. These are impromptu ones; I made them right before or after playing sessions in public cafes so they are not as polished as one might think they are. 2. One word here is an intellectual property of mine and I have replaced it with "lieutenant." 3. Except for Solanthar and Sylvrdark, all other names are not my creations but the names of guilds/characters of fellow Reincarnation players; some are downright weird :D . 4. The opinions of my character are not my personal opinion but are spoken in true role-playing fashion. I hope no members of the IA or Ronin guilds will take offense. 5. These were made as separate forum posts so they will have gaps among them. They follow a single guild war however.)

I think these posts were about a guild war we had with the IA guild.

THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS PART OF THE STORY IN WHICH SOLANTHAR AND THE LATEST REINCARNATION OF THE lieutenant QUEL'THALAZ (an undying Nether Archmage) AFFLICTS A VERDANT MAGE WITH OFFENSIVE SPELLS. LARDUMIR, WHITEWING AND RHILANTHOS WERE INVOLVED TOO AND HAD LARGE PARTS BRINGING ABOUT THIS BUT THAT IS FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER........


Two figures scan the forests of an IA verdant mage. Where once stood verdant fields and towering trees, the landscape now has fused in a macabre way in shades of dead brown and festering purple. Its people ---- tiny specks seen from a distance ----- seem to be wandering around in a stupor as their forests and homeland slowly melt in a puddle of blight.

The mage named Sylvrdark turns to his companion, a Praetorian lieutenant. "It's done Slave of the Light." His companion merely nods, coldly satisfied at the spreading rot, taciturn as always. Then his robe-covered emaciated body stiffens and points to the horizon miles from the dying forests. Sylvrdark turns slightly and his eyes glow with holy light. He nods, expecting this.

"The Ronins come," he says "and while they are dishonorable, being the maw that grinds all those that fall from favor, they nevertheless have my respect as worthy opponents and formidable warriors. This is a siege we would do well to stay away from and do not need." With that the lieutenant makes a gesture and the Praetorians disappear.

The forests of the IceAge Verdant mage, now bracing the coming might of the Ronins, continue to melt, wilt, fester and die.


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On another hilltop the mage named Sylvrdark materializes, this time with an ilithid. It is a different hilltop, miles away from the forests of McGravy, where he was sorely disappointed in the IA's successful dispelling of the lieutenant's spell, but the scenery was the same ----- a dying, writhing landscape.

"We'll make ssssssure it ssssticksss thisss time Ilitha'knosssss." The mind ripper and the Archmage keep a vigilant watch as the carefully placed sleepers inside the enemy realm do their work --- inside an invisible gigantic sphere of malignant magick that is marked only by the putrefying flora and fauna in its influence.

The towers of knowledge and vaults of arcana start to crumble.

Yes, Sylverdark thinks, I hope it sticks this time.


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"Ilitha'knossss!!" the ilithid fairly screamed, "look!" All thoughout the land they stood guard over, the fauna starts to grow and prosper in a resurgence that approached chaos. As if on cue, peasants start to appear in large numbers though still sparse in relation to the realm they are desperately trying to revive.

The White-robed mage starts to cast a spell again. Sylvrdark once again feels the foul essence of the black wisps of growing energy he is conjuring forth when suddenly on the field below him and the mind ripper, a familiar figure appears. It quickly utters words of power. They could see the realm's nodes start to glow with pure white mana when a pall suddenly hits the surrounding area. The Praetorian lieutenant had recasted quicker.

For a fraction of a second, all is still as with an imperceptible silence the raging malevolence of a Death and Decay swirls into the hapless kingdom. Then the silence is destroyed with a loud boom as thirteen forts collapse; the nodes have continued to charge, innocently bringing about their owner's near demise.

The last of the settlers weren't so lucky. The nodes stop pulsating, but the damage is done.

"It'll stick now," Sylvrdark turns to his assistant, "though not in the fashion we had mistakenly foreseen." The mind ripper laughs, a sibilant laughter that echoes unheard in the desolation below.

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Sylvrdark watches with grim satisfaction as 5 more forts crumble. In the valley near the borders of the stricken IA realm, the Praetorian lieutenant still maintained his spell that prevented the IA mage from breaking free of the deadly grasp of Death and Decay.

Only a single fort now remained.

"Come Bi'Marrzul", he says, beckoning the mind ripper, "he is inconsequential now. We have sieges to make on other IA magi more worthy of the might of our armies."

The Praetorian lieutenant remained, maintaining his hold on spells that slew all within the confines of their thrall.

One fort.

(Note: Hmmm, I don't know what was on my mind when I wrote this. Why'd the mind flayer stay? Lost, lost to the oceans of my turbulent memory the reason remains.)

(Note 2: Ah, I got it figured out now, there are three persons in the above narrative, Sylverdark --- who is also known as Solanthar ---, Bi'marrzul the Ilithid/Mind Flayer, and Fallenn, the Praetorian Lieutenant who is also known as Quel'thalaz.)

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"As Dron, Quest and Suncrusher have betrayed us millennia ago, so now do their fold betray them." From the topmost observation chamber of Flarefortress, Sylvrdark watches the last of the rearguard of the armies of Yohan desert the realms of Suncrusher. "I may have abandoned the Ascendant Order because of this plane's imbalance of power but we see the Hand of indifferent Sun time and again eh Rhilanthos?" He turns to the Verdancy adept who was busy guzzling his flagon of lambanog. The two took in with satisfaction the ignominious disarray of the Ice Age's beleaguered lower magi.

"We share a rich history, Quest, Suncrusher, Dron, Uthiel and I." Sylvrdark pauses, reminiscing ages long gone. Then he smiles and says, "Why, you can almost write a play with it!"

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A tugging in the fabric of the magical field prevalent in the plane cut short the mage's reverie. Even leagues away, they felt the last of Murmur's forts succumb to an offensive spell. Before Rhilanthos could react, a freezing cold that always accompanied the coming of the immortal known in this age as Fallenn billows across the chamber.

"He moved," the immortal lieutenant says simply, his first words ever spoken in this war.

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EPILOGUE:

Solanthar squats on the top of a hill, the Standard of Praetorius driven into the ground beside him. Fallenn had given it to the Ilitha'knos in the last hours of the war. Asked why, the lieutenant had simply shed off his battle armor and donned on the rotting black robes that had swathed him when he first came to Praetoria III and swore fealty to the Light. The crimson and black of Mage-monarch Uthiel swirls in the breeze. Solanthar looks at it with reverence and a tinge of nostalgia.

He stands up, unclenching his right fist, servos whining as the Gauntlet of Titan Strength unfolds. Its mana powerstones glint in the sun as the Hammer of Praetoria reaches out and pulls the Standard out of the ground effortlessly. Solanthar hefts it. "Years ago, I was given this gauntlet as a means to handle your great weight and use you not in just leading but in battle as well."

He gently murmurs words of activation only he knew and with a sound akin to that of a drawn sword, the Standard tranforms itself into a giangtic battle axe thrice the height of a man.

"Only I know your secrets Shadowsmite," Solanthar says grimly, "and now we are complete as Fallen is, having returned to his Nether ways." He scans the horizon, his eyes glowing again with holy light.

"Now we wait for our Mage-monarch's command." Behind and above him, thousands of angels in crystalline armor hover, giga-blades unsheathed.


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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Far Cry 2



Of free roaming AI, real weather effects, and a seamless game world..


Updated: See the update at the end of this article.

And so at last, we get to see the sequel of that amazing game that took gamers’ worlds by storm three years ago. And after all this time, what with Oblivion, Half-life 2 and all the stunning games that have long since been disgorged out of the gates of their developers, the series still lives up to its name.

These from Brad Shoemaker of GameSpot:

"The game simulates full weather patterns and air currents, so when you see clouds in the sky, they aren’t there because an artist painted them on the skybox–they’re there because the atmospheric conditions were right for clouds to form."

"…we saw a grassy field catch fire from an exploded fuel canister, and the fire actually began to spread in a particular direction simply because the wind was blowing it that way."

"…you’ll be able to roam around that entire world while it streams from the hard drive, without ever seeing a loading screen."

"One was eating a meal in a hut, two were patrolling around the premises, and so on…. none of these actions are in any way prescripted."

"…this behavior wasn’t at all scripted; instead, the AI had identified the truck as the best means of pursuing and attacking the player, and their route wasn’t at all set, either. The truck attempted to ram the player’s jeep a couple of times and took some shots at it…"

If this game plays like what they described it to be in its commercial release, what happened 4 years ago will repeat itself - all the other competition:

Layo’ ra.

See the preview here.


Update: Gamespot has released another preview of the sequel. View it here.


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Warsow v0.4 Now Out!!



XIII it's not.



Developers of the multiplayer-focused, cel-shaded first-person shooter has announced their release of version 0.4 of their popular FREEware project.

Links:

Download page

New model

Screenshots

What is Warsow? Read: Warsow Wikipedia entry


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Sunday, January 20, 2008

High-end Gaming Mice (as of Jan 20)



Allaying the wrath of shift leads



Lol! I still could remember the faces of my officemates when I told them I bought a 1,700 Php gaming mouse. They nearly choked on what they were eating. One was ready to fly into a fit, which oddly reminded me of my father whenever he learns of purchases I make related to gaming.

The truth of the matter was --- considering that it's a 2,000 DPI gaming mouse --- the price was dirt-cheap; I couldn't resist it.

Gamespot has released an article entitled "2008 Gaming Mouse Roundup," which features four high-end gaming mice that are being produced by Logitech, Razer, Microsoft, and SteelSeries.

These are the real McCoys, the heavy-hitters, the juggernauts. Not some dirt-cheap gaming mouse bought in a store where nobody knows that current Nvidia videocards have reached the 8800-mark.

While close friends --- and I myself --- won't probably be buying high-end gaming mice, the article still is a good read as it provides information about basic gaming mice jargon. Learn about the importance of DPS --- whose definition varies depending on whether one refers to mice or printers.

I hope you'll learn something new with this one and launch you into the path of quality gaming. Game on!


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